Dogs = Computers….NOT!

by Lisa on February 23, 2009

dachs-with-glassesTOP TEN REASONS DOGS DON’T USE COMPUTERS

10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (Too hard to type with paws)

9. “Sit” and “stay” were hard enough; “delete” and “save” are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he’s browsing www.purina.com

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

4. Can’t help attacking the screen when he hears, “you’ve got mail”.

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can’t stick his head out of Windows 98.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Dale Jensen March 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Too Funny!!!!

Carl March 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm

This site is too cool, might need some of those long sleeve T shirts….

Lisa March 13, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Thanks Carl…hold up on ordering my friend…there is a NEW logo/phrase coming out that I think your really going to like!

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